Privacy Policy

Welcome to our Privacy Policy page! Although we collect no personal data, track nothing, show no ads, and have absolutely no interest in what you do online, the GDPR requires us to have this page. So here we are.

What We Collect

Nothing. Literally nothing. We are not collecting your data, and we have no intention of ever doing so. We are simply listing services that you can’t access because of silly regulations like the GDPR itself.

How We Use Your Data

Since we don’t collect your data, there’s nothing to use. But again, we’re forced to have this section on the page, so let’s pretend we’re really interested in what kind of shoes you buy or where you spend your weekends (we’re not).

Third-Party Data Sharing

Here’s the fun part: We don’t share anything with third parties. Because there’s nothing to share. No creepy tracking here, just plain, unmonitored browsing.

Your Rights Under GDPR

According to GDPR, you have the right to access, modify, and delete your data. But since we don’t collect anything, we kindly invite you to sit back, relax, and not worry about any of this.

And there you have it – our mandatory, pointless Privacy Policy. You can get back to exploring now.